

But a lot of it boils down to what Wagner calls “Website Eugenics”, where the democratic, anyone-can-edit ethos of the web is handcuffed by Big Tech. A new respect for accessibility has flourished. Some of this change was positive, argued Anastasia Satler, who co-authored the best book on Flash’s history. Participatory “portal” culture, which websites like Newgrounds kicked off, is supercharged, but personalisation is destroyed.
Newgrounds flash player professional#
This new professional web is glossy, uniform and minimalist, typified by app stores, smartphones and Facebook. Flash facilitated the personalisation associated with Web 1.0 relics like Geocities, with users encouraged to manually “code, design and manage” their website, in the words of the architecture critic Kate Wagner, a state of affairs replaced by the corporate, professionally designed web that we cannot customise but must experience. Its creator, Jonathan Gay, explained that the web could have settled on a filmic experience, based on movies and television, rather than the textual, Twittersphere we accept now. In this sense, Flash was a bridge between generations. The worst Flash websites were a thing to behold – remember restaurant sites with pumping muzak and flying food? There seemed no one framework back then. Flash spread these instincts across the web. The best animation, argues the film critic Richard Brody, captures “the spontaneity, the free-flowing imagination, and the uninhibited sense of fun at the heart of the medium”. In the early 2000s, they looked how I felt.

His cartoons, often paired with music from Aphex Twin, obliquely reflected British society – Chris Morris’s satire without the politics. Salad Fingers, the creepy green humanoid with spinning digits, is his most famous character, but I watched every one of his night-terror creations, from eloquent locusts, to mass-murdering milkmen, to Burnt Face Man, the inept superhero who claimed that “crime is a shit that needs cleaning up”. Where Newgrounds was unquestionably American, Fat-Pie, Firth’s website, was intrinsically British. The most memorable of these creations came from David Firth.
Newgrounds flash player archive#
Toiling conservationists continue to convert and archive old Flash content before it is lost forever. Its legacy lives on in Adult Swim cartoons and zany mobile games. This end has been a long time coming – since June 2017, officially unofficially, since April 2010, when Apple’s Steve Jobs announced that Flash would not run on the iPhone. Adobe will stop updates and recommend you uninstall it. In the evening, his mum rang mine to ask why her son had been undressing Britney Spears. The next day, I visited the site at a friend’s house, and we massacred a school. I soon discovered that this site,, brimmed with warped takes on American culture – within minutes, I had battered Osama Bin Laden and chainsawed my way through a string of office colleagues. I had heard about a website that hosted brutal games, including one particularly difficult shooter starring an audacious yellow alien. My earliest memory of Flash was that it got me into trouble.
